UFC’s Nick Diaz – The Villian You Love

by Larry Pengood on November 2, 2011

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Is Nick Diaz the UFC’s Evil Twisted Villain? Is he the closest thing MMA has to The Joker? A brilliant, but broken person drowning in the waves of resentment and paranoia inside him.

I’ve never been so confused about how to feel about a fighter.

On one hand the thug-ish persona he throws down, the anger and disrespect he shows to other fighters and members of the media, the mob fights he starts after a fight inside the cage, are all pretty indefensible. This is the kind of nonsense that blows up the reputation (and slows the growth) of the only sport I give a crap about. This is a sport is already struggling to get into the mainstream and when fighters start acting like criminals and goons – well that just makes the UFC look like the NFL – which ain’t helpin’ the issue!

I also see Diaz casting blame for things that are ultimately his responsibility on everyone but himself. You know little stuff like showing up for contractually specified press conferences to promote fights – so that that fights will have more viewers – so the fights will make more money – for the UFC, Georges St. Pierre – AND NICK DIAZ!

This crap about it being Cesar Gracies fault, or “…some lawyer making $100K for doing nothing”, or Georges Saint Pierre’s fault for not sticking up for him or really wanting to fight him or Carlos “Cond-u-it” (as he calls him) for taking the title fight that was offered him is just garbage and I’m not buying it.

Diaz not showing up for flights and press conferences was just a good ol’ F* you to the man. You know the man right? The man is the “they” that he keeps referring to like a paranoid schizophrenic. You know the “they” that keeps screwing him over and keeping him from getting the things he wants in life.

I think he was just trying to skate like he did at Strikeforce. What Diaz didn’t count on was the UFC putting his nuts in the contractual vice like they did. They could have just cut him and been done with it. The fact he didn’t read his contract is not the UFC’s problem. It goes like this: a. read the contract, b. agree to the contract, c. sign the contract. In that order mah’ brotha’. Plus, you ain’t working for Scott Coker anymore! Just check the Org chart at UFC HQ.

But he’s a young guy and the lesson was learned…I hope.

Now, on the other friggin’ hand Diaz is without a doubt one of the greatest fighters I’ve ever watched. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen all his bouts and I honestly can’t think of another fighter who brings it like he does. He’s fights with so much heart it’s astonishing.

Well Leonard Garcia fights with astonishing heart too right? Just zero technique…Diaz has both in spades. His boxing may be unorthodox, but he’s not wasting energy flinging haymakers and yelling out Ki-ais. He’s putting together combinations, throwing more body shots than I’ve seen any other MMA fighter throw, all while keeping a murderous pace. And while we haven’t seen much of his grappling lately, just go back and watch his match with Karo Parisian if you want to see guys fighting like 2 tom cats with 5 testicles each.

Do yourself a favor and watch this video after the jump please! It’s an excerpt from the UFC 137 post fight press conference.

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OK mostly video all up in this post. If you’re a man and you don’t know who Ginki Sudo…oh no you ain’t…a man that is.

Ginki is THE man.

Besides being able to kick your ass, he’s written 9 books, is working on his Masters degree, is a well studied Buddhist, a Jiu-Jitsu black belt, a credited actor, writes lyrics and does the choreography for World Order…and he’s fought Butterbean.

Yeah, Butterbean for God’s sake! And he heel hooked em’. You even get to see it in the video below.

What else does an ass whoopin’, pop-culture gettin’, enlightened brotha’ gotta pull off to prove to you he can do it all? I submit to you he needs to do nothing else, Sir.

Watch some World Order “techno robotic man dancin” and a great documentary on his MMA career and peaceful philosophy after the break so you can see what da’ truth be Ooommm boy. (< -Get it Ooommm...oh, screw it make the jump anyway please.)
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Rousimar Palhares – UFC’s #1 Nutjob

by Larry Pengood on October 21, 2011

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We take back all the good stuff we said about Rousimar Palhares in this article.

We’re idiots. At MMAJones.com we have a very low opinion of our own opinion. The opinion is that “article” further substantiates that we have no earthly idea just what the F we are talking about.

We are not saying, however, that that will keep us from having opinions in the future. Because honestly, we’re just doing this for the money. We don’t even like MMA.

Yep, this widely read, highly monetized MMA blog (< -in case you haven't read it) keeps my (me = Dr. Larry Pengood) family fed and keeps me safe with my 2 dozen female body guards dressed in camouflage, high heels, red lipstick, nail polish and, of course, carrying Kalashnikovs...I loves dem' bishes'.

So here's our latest opinion that we'll eventually reverse in a Chael Sonnen like "I'm not sure if I said that" fashion.

  • Palhares is a friggin’ head case and a danger to other fighters.
  • The UFC should pull him from further competition until he’s cleared by a qualified mental health professional who will undoubtly state the following:
    a. Palhares sees nothing but severed legs in his Rorshack tests.
    b. Some wires are crossed in this guys noggin.
    c. His heads so F’d up he makes Nick Diaz look like Pat Barry.
  • See the supporting videos and the rest of the drama filled story right after the jump!
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Gray Maynard is probably not the guy who did will in “Spanish 101″, or “English 101″ or “English as a second language for Native English Speakers”, or any other class that involves speaking any language for that matter.

This is not a knock on Gray. Fighters are paid to be fighters and not public speakers. In fact, once in a while you find a fighter whose a better public speaker than a fighter, like….Oh I dunno…Chael Sonnen. Once you get a fighter like that you just won’t shut the F up, you appreciate the strong, silent type like Maynard.

Any idea how many times Gray called Frankie a tough kid in his 2 minutes of speaking at the press conference? I’ll give you a hint…it’s more than 6.

See the incredible “Tough kid” video and count the “Tough kids” with us right after the jump.
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“Heart”, “Toughness”, “Cohones Mas Grandes”, “True Grit”, “Nads of Titanium”, whatever the hell you wanna call it – at UFC 136, Frankie Edgar proved he’s got it – again.

“Falling in Love with Your Hands”, “Becoming a One Trick Pony”, “Leaving the ‘Mixed’ out of Mixed Martial Arts”, “Rampage-atizing” yourself, “Smoking the Boxing Crack”, whatever the hell you wanna call it – at UFC 136, Gray Manor proved he’s got it – again.

See the video synopsis and more after the jump.
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UFC’s Paul Sass – The First MMA Fighter From Another Planet

October 3, 2011
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The UFC’s Paul Sass is indeed the first MMA fighter from another planet. All I can says is, I hope they come in peace cuz those mofos got some bad-ass heel hooks. I’ve taken the liberty of trying to interpret his post-fight interview into English. My attempt at deciphering his strange tongue was based on [...]

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UFC 135 – Jackson vs Helwani reprise Ali vs Cosell

September 26, 2011
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Some old folks will tell you how much better it was in the good ol’ days. My response to that is a phrase an actual old person (my Grandad) taught me, “That’s bullcrap son!”. It is a new day in sports and the players have definitely changed. But a great, long lost peice of sports [...]

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UFC 137 News – Nick Diaz – DUDE HAS LOST HIS F’ING MIND

September 22, 2011
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Dr. Larry Pengood reporting from deep within the bowels of the hardened bunker surrounding the bullet proof glass enclosed central nervous system of the world HQ of MMAJones.com. Friend us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Subscribe to our RSS feed! Hold our hand while we get our colonoscopy! We’ve got breaking news (if you [...]

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UFC Fight Night 25 – America’s Chance to Liberate Paris Again!

September 15, 2011
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This is Dr. Larry Pengood reporting from Paris. Yeah, Paris, France. That Paris. Little did I know when I started this blog that it would be soooooo popular and there would be soooooo much revenue from MMAJones.com that I would be able to take the family on such a ridiculously expensive trip to Europe, but [...]

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UFC Rio’s (134) Weirdest Moment

August 28, 2011
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Rousimar Palhares has a habit or calling his own fights.  You know just sort of ignoring the referee. At UFC Rio (134) he landed a devastating headkick on Dan Miller and a followed up with powerful punches on the ground and then…um…well…he…um…he stopped punching…and then climbed the cage in a euphoric victory celebration!  That is [...]

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